GOD NOORANI IS SO FUCKING AMAZING.

For those who don't know, I write these INTENSE notes to people. Specifically one girl, named Sarah Noorani. Megan Cooper is another girl I frequesntly write.
But this week, while we FINALLY got to hang out and spend the night at a friend's house, after at least FOUR MONTHS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, we exchanged envelopes. I handed her a flimsy peice of shit envelope THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LICK TO GET IT TO CLOSE, and she gave me this huge, bulging (HAHAHAHHAHA) yellow envelope.
ENCLOSED:
Three 25x13 (at least) poster-notes (it's like writing a note on a HUGE poster, if you couldn't figure that out.)
An Orvidas poster she stole from the art hallway in her school (the one with the guy in a tux/suit with a ball of yarn for a head, and he's pulling the string?)
Three peices of notebook paper-notes
A little Hello Kitty bag that containts:
Two "I Am Loved" buttons ("je suis aimee" & "soy amada"), a Fuitealicious tag, an "Eraser's Collection" eraser, in the shape of a chinese tv diner looking thing (?), and a bracelet charm with some holy figure on it. ("I thought it was funny.")
A small bag that contains:
Two oragami turtles, two peices of Lisa Frank stationary paper, a Maisy valentines card, a Free Comic Book Day reminder/ad, five very small pages of doodles, A PHOTO OF HER WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH, a May Madness reminder/ad (which was in May... No wonder this chick was all for the dude from nevershoutnever. WHAT A HIPSTER!), a cut out of the Venture Bros., a small sheet of kitten stickers, a suzuka stitching (y'know, the kind you iron on, yeah?), a small peice of paper with felt stickers of MORE cats, a kingdom hearts card with Aladin on it (AHHHH), a PETA sticker, a 7 of spades card with family guy on the back (and written on the card is "OH GOD IT'S KEVIN SPACEY"), a sticker "that just SCREAMS racial stereotypes", a peice of tape rolled up and drawn on it is a very pretty chinese symbol, I think (?), A LAMINATED DRAWING OF HER CLOCK MONSTERRRR, a message from her friend Emmy, an Academic Octathlon paper, (DO YOU REMEMBER THAT GUM? WITH THE ZEBRA WITH RED AND BLUE STRIPES? --->peice of gum rapper, another fruitealicious card, one of those Old Doctor pens that look like needles/shots and a fucking BEAUTIFUL .25 BLACK INK PEN SHE GOT FROM H MART.

Jesus I love her.

I GAVE HER SEVEN PEICES OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. I SUCK SO HARD.
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